But not if you work for yourself, and you work in green wood.
August is very busy, sorry for not posting. This week I’ve been to two events, one 111 miles away in Leicestershire’s Beacon Hill National Forest Wood Fair, and then Kilnsey show, just a couple of miles up the Wharfe river from my workshop. It’s a stunning location on a pan flat flood plain site with Kilnsey Crag louwering over the whole proceedings. It is very traditional with a fell race to the top of the scar next to the Crag, lots of cattle classes and the finale is harness racing (also known as trotting) with on course betting. It was a very cool start with frost on the grass. After it warmed up a little, a plague of midges descended so we got a shavings fire going which smoked the blighters out. Finally it turned into a glorious day, which was a jolly Good Thing as Kilnsey has been plagued by the wet Summers for two years.
Here’s how the trailer looks when fully loaded for an exhbition:
Just a pile of junk really, but soon turns into this:
It was an excellent location at the entrance to the REAL village section of the show which highlights upland Dales industry in four marquees, I was pitched at the entrance to the village so everybody came past and nearly all stopped to watch and quite a good few to buy, make orders or invite me to their own shows.
Luckily there was an amplified sheep shearing contest three times in the day, lots of calls of “Foreblows” and “Longblows”, as well as a fencing (post and wire, not rapiers!) demonstration which I decide not to compete with, but as they finished I had a ready-made audience.
The people visiting and showing were really friendly, and I don’t think I got a daft comment all day. Some of the Dales children were very dry too. Obviously in training for becoming Dales farmers. Jane had a serious conversation with one 9 year-old and one of the key questions he asked, after establishing that I was in business “for mesel”, was “Has ‘e got a log splitter?” I had a chat with a farmer from the top end of Nidderdale about alder and clog soles.
The Hampshire branch of our family turned up and a couple or three had a go on the machines:
Theo decorates a woodland elf.
Daisy attempts the amazing ‘cut the lady in half’ trick.
Jenkie had a go on the pole lathe – change from a power lathe, I must have a go on a power lathe some day!
At Beacon Hill National Forest event I entered my first log to leg race, and picked up a few tips to improve my rather poor results (last in both races!) for the APF big event later this month.
I also purchased a rather fine 9 foot by 2 inch thick slab of elm for bench seats: